If She Buys Him Candy ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

Short photo story….. after a year-long shaky relationship she finally had enough of him and decided to end their relationship. She is angry. However, on her drive home she stopped to buy a bag of candy for those occasions when she just might happen to run into him again.

She could then have a lollipop as captured in this beautiful and special photo moment. 

Simple Translation: 

She simply wants to remind him that he totally SUCKS. 

Tags: Family, fashion, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos, Random

When It Is Not A Wardrobe Malfunction ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

Short photo story….. as the early evening wears on and she becomes so bored that she wants to leave the card party much sooner than her boyfriend would normally expect. And when she gives him a personal and private flash as captured in this beautiful and special photo moment. It is not a wardrobe malfunction….

Simple Translation: 

It is time to take her home.

Tags: Culture, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos, Random

When She Clearly Wants No Misunderstandings ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

Short photo story….. it’s ladies night at home where she is the Queen and the husband is her Servant. Therefore, she is demonstrating to him what she wants, and how she wants it as captured this beautiful and special photo moment. She clearly wants no misunderstandings with her Servant…. 

Simple Translation: 

She clearly does not want anything to eat or drink. hmm!! hmm!! hmm!!

Tags: Culture, Life, Love, Photo Moment, Photo Story, Photos, Random

When She Offers Him Some Purple Passion ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

Short photo story….. when she offers him some purple passion at their private beachfront cottage, she is not thinking of grape juice and cranberry juice in a tall glass. Instead. She thinks of wearing her purple straw hat, her purple shawl and she thinks romance, purple rain [lovers sweat] as captured in this beautiful and special photo moment. 

Simple Translation: 

Her classy style and form of passion will not be served in a glass. 

Tags: Culture, Family, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos

She Can Predict Tonights Outcome ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

BODY LANGUAGE 102

Short photo story….. her boyfriend is expected to arrive very soon. She smiles devilishly to herself as captured in beautiful and special photo moment 101, while she prepares and predicts a very long and very busy night of hot passionate love-making. And of course, beautiful and special photo moment 102 proves …. 

Simple Translation: 

that she did predict the nights outcome accurately.

Tags: Culture, Life, Love, Photo Moment, Photo Story, Random

She Has Always Been A Little Shy ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

BODY LANGUAGE 102

Short photo story….. he tells her that he loves her. He tells her how lovely and beautiful she is and of course she just loves hearing those words coming from his mouth. But, she has always been a little shy about her naked body as captured in these beautiful and special photo moments. 

Simple Translation: 

But, she has never been too shy [eye full] about staring or peeking back at his naked body. 

Tags: Family, fashion, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos, Random, Romance

Why Was She Caught In A Drenching Downpour ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

Short photo story….. there have been periods of drenching downpours all week-long and more heavy rain was  in the forecast. She left her umbrella at her boyfriend’s house and was later caught in a drenching downpour as captured in this beautiful and special photo moment upon  returning to his house two nights later. Did she really forget??

Simple Translation: 

1. She never forgets anything; 2. She was completely aware of the heavy rain forecast; 3. She left her umbrella at his house which is not the same thing as forgetting her umbrella. Umhh!! 

Tags: Family, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos, Random

She Sends Him A Smart Phone Picture Message….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

BODY LANGUAGE 102

BODY LANGUAGE 103

Short photo story….. she promised him that he could bowl on Friday nights twice a month and she would never object since bowling was his passionate sport long before they met. She doesn’t like bowling so she planned to hangout with her twin sister. But she was always home by 9:00pm., him?? after midnight, which was much too late for her liking. After all, bowling matches ended around 8:30pm., but the B.S. joking, hanging out and drinking with the fellas, an all night thing. This just wasn’t working out the way she thought it should, but she was determined not to break her promise, so she devised a scheme to change his routine without actually telling him…. Body Language 101.

Simple Translation:

She sends him a smart phone picture messages ["I’m Home honey - getting ready for bed"], and like magic he is suddenly smart enough to be home – in about 20 minutes.

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If She Is Lovely While Getting Dressed ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

BODY LANGUAGE 102

Short photo story….. while her man sits and waits patiently for her in the living room, she finishes dressing in the bedroom while mindfully anticipating a wonderful evening first out and then in.

Since most women are generally known for their multitasking capabilities and romantic escapades, wherein the first beautiful and special photo moment 101 captures her as she is dressing for the start of her escapade [same lovely appeal as when undressing], and beautiful and special photo moment 102 captures her after she has control of her night.

Simple Translation:

She has all the power. She knows if she is lovely getting dressed before she leaves home, she will be lovely getting undressed after she returns home.

Tags: Body Language, Body Signals, Life, Love, People, Photos, Thoughts

Was She Happy To See Him Or ….

BODY LANGUAGE 101

BODY LANGUAGE 102

Short photo story….. he was stuck in a highway traffic jam that lasted close to two hours while she waited at home. At last, he was able to get off at the next exit enabling him to pick up their take-out order from the [Ranch Hat] drive-through. She was very happy when he arrived home as captured in beautiful and special photo moment 101.

Was she happy to see him??? or was it the food???

Simple Translation:

She ate fruit, cheese and drank wine while waiting for him, so she is not that kind of hungry - now she wants her [Ranch Hat] desert as captured in the next beautiful and special photo moment 102.

Tags: Body Language, Body Signals, Life, Love, Photo Story, Photos